When Helga was a chick, she really loved Halloween. Now that Helga is beaking out the treats, she longs for a waste free event. So.....this is what she is giving out this Halloween.
#1 Every witch will receive a beautiful blade of ornamental grass to use as a broom.
#2 Gourds will be given to those who won't throw them
#3 Coins---nickels, dimes or quarters-- to those who can make sense of them.
#4 Candy packaged in recyclable packaging for those who agree to recycle.
#5 And despite constant requests, Helga refuses to give her feathers.
Ornamental grass (pseudo-broomsticks)
Gourds (Just plain kool with a K)
Coins (Teach investment strategies even on Halloween)
Refuse, Reduce, Reuse,Recycle, Rot
Feathers (Sorry, grow your own.)